Luke

One of the founding members of the Co, Luke is a real life interpretation of Disney's Tarzan. His most notable contribution to the chat was the phrase "CULDEE, YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE," which was said during a match of the mid-ass Roblox game 'Flee the Facility' (insert FTF article here upon completion)

HISTORY
Lucas Dennis Adams was born on... idfk, Arbor Day, we'll say? At some point, he and Hned created a Hangouts chat in June 2019 known as 'Cool Beans Chat (later renamed to 'The God Squad.' The chat eventually fell to shit when Hned decided he was going to leave with a 2-Thousand dollar computer that can run Roblox at mid graphics.  God Squad ended after the Hangouts Era came to a close and transformed into Bulstrode & Co, ending Luke's oppressive rule (that nobody really took seriously anyway.)

TRIVIA

 * Luke is on anti-depressants (they don't fucking work)
 * He has a sworn enemy in twitter user "zeke"
 * Is known to act out violently when threatened (or mildy annoyed)
 * One of his favorite Thomas characters is Sidney, because "he's relatable af, with that whole memory loss shit going on." He doesn't remember saying this.
 * Time is a unit of relativity, according to Luke, as he uses 2 days and 2 years interchangeably.
 * rat shit batshit dirty old twat
 * "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK"
 * "I might be stupid."